For Teens: Prove to your parents that the devil is real! (And Bonus Ways to Blame It on Satan & Acne)

For Teens: Prove to Your Parents That the Devil Is Real!
(And Bonus Ways to Blame It on Satan & Acne)
Congratulations—you’re dramatic, over-caffeinated, and probably arguing with someone right now through emojis. You’re a teenager. It’s a spiritual gift.
This book is your hilariously unholy guide to surviving teen life with maximum chaos and minimal eye contact with adults. From blaming your mood swings on the moon to spiritualising your hoodie addiction, this handbook is packed with painfully relatable advice, fake devotionals, and prayers so ridiculous, your parents might finally admit that yes—this is warfare.
Includes:

• 75+ chaotic tips on how to be mildly unhinged
• Fake Bible verses (that should be real)
• Prayers for the moments you spiral at 3 a.m. over a text
• And wisdom nuggets like: “Thou shalt not clean thy room unless under extreme parental threat.”

Perfect for gifting to your favourite dramatic teen, moody best friend, or anyone who sighs like it’s a sport.
This book won’t fix your life. But it will make you laugh while you ruin your mascara.

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