For Kids: How to Be a Tiny Human Tornado & Exhaust Your Parents in Jesus’ Name

For Kids: How to Be a Tiny Human Tornado & Exhaust Your Parents in Jesus’ Name
Ready to become the ultimate whirlwind of energy, chaos, and adorable mischief? This hilarious guide is your official license to drive your parents delightfully bonkers — all while keeping it blessed and slightly holy.
Packed with outrageous tips, laugh-out-loud tricks, and sneaky tactics guaranteed to make your parents wonder how they ever survived before you came along. From mastering the art of disappearing socks to perfecting the “I didn’t do it” face, this book is your secret weapon to total toddler domination.
So buckle up, little tornado — it’s time to shake up the family tree, exhaust the adults, and maybe, just maybe, learn a thing or two about love, faith, and snacks along the way.
Perfect for tiny humans who want to rule the roost with laughter, love, and a little bit of holy havoc.
And hey parents — we see you. Between the endless messes, the million questions, and the “Why did you do that?!” moments, this book gets it. That’s why it’s packed with silly devotionals and prayers to help you survive (and maybe even enjoy) the beautiful chaos your tiny tornadoes bring.
So buckle up, because this is the perfect family survival guide — equal parts hilarious, holy, and totally real. Whether you’re a kid trying to rule the roost or a parent just trying to keep up, this book will have you laughing, praying, and maybe hiding the snacks.

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