FOR HIM: How to Lose an Argument You Didn’t Know You Were In

FOR HIM: How to Lose an Argument You Didn’t Know You Were In

Because sometimes, all you did was breathe wrong.

Welcome to the ultimate relationship survival guide for men who constantly find themselves confused, outmatched, and emotionally disarmed by four innocent words: “I’m not even mad.”

This laugh-out-loud fake self-help book is packed with painfully accurate tips, unholy devotionals, and prayers so stupid they might actually save your marriage (or at least make her laugh before she stabs you with her eyes). Whether you’re newly married, deep in dad-bod territory, or just trying to understand why she’s mad during a full moon—this book is for you.

Side effects may include:

• Sudden flashbacks of arguments you definitely lost
• Inappropriate laughter during serious conversations
• Saying “I’m sorry” for reasons still unknown

Perfect for husbands, boyfriends, fiancés, and confused men everywhere. Read it. Regret it. Then read it again... quietly.

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